Another meme
Sep. 24th, 2007 08:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
charlottezweb"The rules: Write yourself a dating ad.
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing."
married, middle-aged fat woman with a toddler looking for friends who could understand why our friendship will always be less important than any needs of my child. would also understand why I could never actually go out you since my child might need me or talk with you on the phone without my child crying in the background, trying to take the phone, or me forcing you to talk to my child on the phone. sex would, of course, be out of the question as would expecting me to be showered on a regular basis. since i work from home, i see my partner and child almost 24/7 and yet do almost nothing without them or my mother. i would expect you to commit to those family activities also and accept the fact I talk with my sister sometimes multiple times a day. as for me, there was a time i was articulate, witty and informed. those days are gone. but now, instead of watching amusing british comedies, doing the new york times crossword puzzle, and chatting about politics, we can watch dora the explorer, do laundry and chat about the strange rash on my child's leg. if this sounds like as much fun to you as it does to me, call me.
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing."
married, middle-aged fat woman with a toddler looking for friends who could understand why our friendship will always be less important than any needs of my child. would also understand why I could never actually go out you since my child might need me or talk with you on the phone without my child crying in the background, trying to take the phone, or me forcing you to talk to my child on the phone. sex would, of course, be out of the question as would expecting me to be showered on a regular basis. since i work from home, i see my partner and child almost 24/7 and yet do almost nothing without them or my mother. i would expect you to commit to those family activities also and accept the fact I talk with my sister sometimes multiple times a day. as for me, there was a time i was articulate, witty and informed. those days are gone. but now, instead of watching amusing british comedies, doing the new york times crossword puzzle, and chatting about politics, we can watch dora the explorer, do laundry and chat about the strange rash on my child's leg. if this sounds like as much fun to you as it does to me, call me.
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Date: 2007-09-24 05:20 pm (UTC)I'm starting to not mind Dora the Explorer so much. But I like the one about the animal rescue service the best.